Though it bloats the heck out of my Gmail space, I’m glad I save these chats: they make for good blog fodder when I’ve been ignoring it for a while.

[Charlie]: We only have half power at [school].
A Canada goose hit the transformer on the phone pole.
Blew a hole in the goose.
…At least there will be lunch.

[me]: LOL I find that both repulsive and hysterical.