The Boy: Garrison Keillor is what Colin Meloy is going to look like when he gets old. …When the War Came from Lake Wobegon
Me: Draw up the cover art [for that album], stat.
The Boy: Instead of Carson Ellis drawing everybody in the cover art looking like sickly, poorly drawn Englishmen, I shall draw the Decemberists as robust Scandinavian-Minnesotans. …The kind of drawing that’ll put hair on your chest.