Today’s Friday Five is brought to you by the color, Q.
- What color is your parachute?
Generally speaking, I would have to say olive green.
- Who moved your cheese?
I have no idea, and frankly, I’m annoyed: it was New York sharp cheddar, yum.
- Where’s Waldo?
Last time I checked, he was behind the sofa, with Jesus, where I found him.
- Are you my mother?
That is patently impossible, as you are four years older than I.
- What’s happening to your body?
Headache from nicotine withdrawal.