November 20, 2009

Today’s Friday Five is brought to you by the color, Q.

  1. What color is your parachute?
    Generally speaking, I would have to say olive green.
  2. Who moved your cheese?
    I have no idea, and frankly, I’m annoyed: it was New York sharp cheddar, yum.
  3. Where’s Waldo?
    Last time I checked, he was behind the sofa, with Jesus, where I found him.
  4. Are you my mother?
    That is patently impossible, as you are four years older than I.
  5. What’s happening to your body?
    Headache from nicotine withdrawal.