Friday’s Feast

What is your favorite carnival/amusement park ride?

The Zipper. I love the taste of funnel cake and death.

How do you react in uncomfortable social situations?

I don’t look you in the eye, and I either babble like an ass, or I don’t speak at all.

On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how much do you enjoy discussing deep, philosophical topics?

7. I like to speak deeply with people, but I am not comfortable enough with many people to speak that way.

Main Course
Did you get a flu shot this year? If not, do you plan to?

No, and no. Generally, if you do get the flu shot that is the most relevant for that year, you’re going to get a decent case of the flu anyway. It’s not worth it: I’m not going to pay you $25 to get the flu.

Approximately how many hours per week do you spend watching television?

15; but that counts for the time I just have the TV running, rather than me actively paying attention to it.