Friday’s Feast for Friday, June 29, 2007

Appetizer
How many pieces of jewelry do you wear most days?

That’s actually hard to answer: I wear my engagement ring, every day (duh), and I usually wear my high school ring every day; lately, I’ve been wearing three earrings out of the four in each ear I have. I try to wear all four.

Soup
What is your favorite instrumental song?

Jia Peng Feng, Night in Beijing

Salad
Who has a last name that you like?

The Boy.

Main Course
Name a popular movie you’ve never seen.

The Godfather, never all the way through.
Scarface
Caddyshack

Dessert
Fill in the blank: Nothing makes me ___________ like ____________.

Nothing makes me melt like sexual dominance. Kinky, but true.

Is there a direct correlational relationship between the amount of money you make to the amount of bills you have; and an inverse relationship between the amount of money you make and the amount of time you spend sleeping (more money, less sleep)?

Friday’s Feast for Friday, June 22, 2007

Appetizer
Name a funny habit you have.

I’m not really sure that any of the habits I have are funny. I would say that I have a habit of using the word “couple” as meaning “anywhere between two and four”, which has led to a lot of funny arguments, but that it. …And yes, I can rationalize how couple can mean more than two, go ahead, try me.

Soup
If you could instantly know how to play a musical instrument, which one would you pick?

Piano.

Salad
How long is your hair?

It’s layered, so a lot of it comes to about my shoulders, but the longest falls to the mid-point in my shoulder blades.

Main Course
When was the last time you forgave someone, and who was it?

My cousin-by-marraige, who is also my co-worker. We went to grade school together, and there were times when he made fun of me a lot…I cried a lot because of him in grade school. But I’ve let bygones be bygones; and at lunch yesterday, he said to me, “I was such a dick to you in grade school, I’m so sorry.” And I told him outright, that it was okay, and I forgave him. Because, in reality, he’s pretty cool.

Desser
What is your favorite kitchen appliance?

KitchenAid Mixer. Hands down.

I’m watching, what seems to be, the last episode of this season’s Celebrity Fit Club, and I’m totally sobbing watching their stories.

Good Lord, the lunar cycle is hell.

PS – Why is Screech such a prick?

Before I got a three-week, salaried paycheck, I was down to $12 in my bank account.

Jesus, that was close.