Posthumus Friday’s Feast

Friday’s Feast for April 14, 2007

Appetizer
When you were a child, which crayon color was your favorite?

Macaroni & Cheese, and Copper

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest), how likely would you be to change jobs if it required you to move?

10, if [Retail Job] wanted to promote me to a manager and move me to another store, I’d drop that shit like it was hot.

Salad
Take all the numbers in your birthday and your phone number and add them up, one by one. What’s the total?

73, but I think that’s the dumbest question yet.

Main Course
Have you ever “re-gifted” anything? If so, what was it and who did you pass it on to?

I’m sure that I have, but I can’t remember right now.

Dessert
Name something you need from the store.

Actually, I’m all caught up. I picked up lipstick and three blouses at [Retail Job].