Internet Memes in Place of Real Entries

10 FAVORITES

  • Favorite Color: Blue.
  • Favorite Food: Rachel Ray’s Chicken Dish, and yes, I know it’s not cool to like Rachel Ray.
  • Favorite Month: October.
  • Favorite Song: The Crane Wife 3, The Decemberists
  • Favorite Movie: Brokeback Mountain, but not for conventional reasons. I have deep, intense personal feelings about the subject matter, how it reflects on the me I used to be [the me I feel is the truest me], and Big Sky Country. There are only two people who know all of the details.
  • Favorite Sport: Horseback riding; specifically hunter/jumper.
  • Favorite Season: Fall.
  • Favorite Day of the week: Thursday.
  • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Apple Pie by Ben & Jerry’s, but I can only eat it once a year.
  • Favorite Time of Day: 6:30 in the evening.

9 CURRENTS

  • Current Mood: Drowning.
  • Current Taste: Sweet.
  • Current Clothes: A pair of GAP jeans that I could fit two me’s in, and a pink fuzzy sweater with three different color buttons on the collar.
  • Current Desktop: This photo.
  • Current Toenail Color: Naked.
  • Current Time: 11 at night.
  • Current Surroundings: Basement office.
  • Current Thoughts: Anxiety, worries, apathy.

8 FIRSTS

  • First Best Friend: Brigid, I met her in pre-school, she and I moved away in first grade.
  • First Kiss: Some guy on a football field behind the public pool. The one I remember, though, is with my high school boyfriend.
  • First Screen Name: PixyChix, and is it any wonder that I was completely inundated with pr0n spam?
  • First Pet: a gray tabby, named Giselle.
  • First Piercing: Earlobes.
  • First Crush: Dane, I went to preschool with him. Or Cameron Wick, who I held a torch for from 3rd to 5th grade. He treated me like crap, but he’s fat now.
  • First CD: Oh, I really don’t want to admit this, but Ace of Base, The Sign. It’s okay, we don’t have to be friends anymore, I understand.

7 LASTS

  • Last Cigarette: On the way home from tanning. I’m cramming in my daily allotment of two cancers.
  • Last Drink: At McNulty’s with [info]meenakshi.
  • Last Car Ride: Driving home from tanning.
  • Last Kiss: Monday night, saying goodnight to The Boy.
  • Last Movie Seen: Little Miss Sunshine.
  • Last Phone Call: The Boy.
  • Last CD Played: The Postal Service, Give Up

6 HAVE YOU EVERS

  • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Guy/Girl Friends: Currently.
  • Have You Ever Broken the Law: I smoked weed once. And I’ve drank underage once or twice. And I speed. A lot.
  • Have You Ever Been Arrested: No.
  • Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: No.
  • Have You Ever Been on TV: Nope.
  • Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn’t Know: Socially? Or metaphorically? Both.

5 THINGS

  • Things You’re Wearing: A silver ring to represent the one that my father made for my mother and I lost. It’s my albatross, as it were. My engagement ring. My cartilage earrings. Undies. Brassiere.
  • Things You’ve Done Today: Flat-ironed my hair, moped, marked clearance, smoked with the LP guy, folded laundry.
  • Things You Can Hear Right Now: The TV, the clicking of these keys, the whir of the floor heater on my feet, the cat vying for my attention.
  • Thing You Can’t Live Without: Apparently, anxiety and mopeyness.
  • Thing You Do When You’re Bored: Surf the internet, fill out memes, and watch TV.

4 PLACES YOU’VE BEEN TODAY

  • Work.
  • Home.
  • The tanning salon.
  • The gas station.

3 PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO

  • Sadly, there’s no one on this list.

2 CHOICES

  • Black or White: Beige.
  • Hot or Cold: Hot.

1 THING YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

  • Lead a fulfilling life.

Taken from Schmutzie