What is your favorite beverage?
- Soft: Diet Coke
- Hard: A berry margarita.
Name 3 things that are on your computer desk at home or work.
- A snowman ornament with my name on it that Mrs. D. bought be for Christmas;
- A blown glass bottle with a cork that I got from a 24-hour head shop in Columbus, Ohio that I’ve been keeping rose shisha in;
- My graduate school paperwork.
On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being highest), how honest do you think you are?
- 7: I have a hard time lying about little things, but I have told some serious fucking whoppers.
If you could change the name of one city in the world, what would you rename it and why?
- I don’t know. The prospects of answering are way too nebulous.
What stresses you out? What calms you down?
- Life stresses me out.
- Smoking calms me down. Sad, but true.