Friday Feast for Friday,

Appetizer – What is your favorite beverage?

• Soft: Diet Coke
• Hard: A berry margarita.

Soup -Name 3 things that are on your computer desk at home or work.

1. A snowman ornament with my name on it that Mrs. D. bought be for Christmas;
2. A blown glass bottle with a cork that I got from a 24-hour head shop in Columbus, Ohio that I’ve been keeping rose shisha in;
3. My graduate school paperwork.

Salad – On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being highest), how honest do you think you are?

• I have a hard time lying about little things, but I have told some serious fucking whoppers.

Main Course – If you could change the name of one city in the world, what would you rename it and why?

• I don’t know. The prospects of answering are way too nebulous.

Dessert – What stresses you out? What calms you down?

• Life stresses me out.
• Smoking calms me down. Sad, but true.